What do Paraguay, Cuba and Haiti have in common?
Yes, undeniable, they are all located in the Americas but that’s not it. Let me feed the search by adding that they are not alone! They share the blemish I intend to denounce with one Pacific nation, the Solomon Islands. In Far East Asia, the suspect is … you guessed it, North Korea! And in the vast steppes below Siberia, Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan and neighbor Tajikistan have also abstained.
I hope you’re starting to see a trend here but the Middle-East and Europe being safe, let us finish with Africa. Despite my old romantic homesick feeling to the continent of our origins ( as Homo the genus ), I have to say they rack up the most spots in this dubious countdown with Lesotho and Swaziland down South, Chad, Sudan and the Central African Republic up top & Congo, Gabon and the Equatorial Guinea by their low oceanic side plus to the West, Togo, Guinea, Sierra Leone, Guinea-Bissau and Western Sahara joining the usual suspects line-up. There is the special case of Madagascar that since I went by continents fits neither with Africa or Asia as its geology shows.
Now consider this : if you subtract from this list the countries that are in the poorest of the poor gang of our world and the isolated “stans“, you are left with North Korea, Cuba, terrorist nest Western Sahara and Madagascar! Since Iran is buying itself a new virginity these days with the nuclear talks and all the President’s men couldn’t put Iraq together again, we are talking about what remains of the flocking Axis of Evil here!!!
And what devious scheme is afoot here, what are those nefarious powers up to? They never read my blog, that’s what! All other nations have had at least one hero reach the Graal of Wisdom that is Definitive Lapse of Reason but not these! This goes to show, heck, to prove two things :
A – Madagascar is the real dark power in this 21st century wold of ours as most brilliant minds and a third of conspiracy theories’ fans had already surmised and
B- Target of their hatred for the divine if mischievous light that I let shine daily on the cesspool of human affairs, I am evidently the fucking archangel of blogging!
Cased closed, Tay.
P.S. Oh! and you guys in the Solomon Islands, you’re not that poor so what’s your problem?
Come on, bee hatches, Google me up or sum’thing!
Definitive Lapse of Reason 
I feel your pain. I can offer you New Zealand, but that probably doesn’t help.
Thnx Westiedad! New Zealand is doing fine on my counter actually ( not the recent partial one at right but the real hidden one counting from the beginning -3x more- ), especially by capita, now being in front of Japan ( after your visit 😉 ).
But if you visit your Solomom Island neighbors, do bring your phone or tablet and think of me, pliz?
Tay 😀