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Mind trip.

“I like the feeling but it doesn’t go very fast.” said the boy. -Well swap real paddling for that fake Continue reading →

Lazy boy spy.

-Mom, look at the strange windows! “Where?” -There! “Oh, I see! These are simulated bow windows. Normally, there should be Continue reading →

Write back atcha’.

So write back at you, of course, in proper English as in those zillions of times when you did have Continue reading →

F&SFW :D

Normally, you should all, dear rears be familiar with the acronym spoofed in my title especially in context to come Continue reading →

Rebus.

  It’s not just the mother of all rebuses, chances are that it will be English word of the day Continue reading →

Dad why do you …

Short Disclaimer : I did not add the interrogation mark to signal that this is neither a geo-political piece as Continue reading →

Pesky French!

    The picture showed huge bookcases that moved easily on a rack and pinion system. I didn’t get that. Continue reading →

Hey! Kanye! Who’s your momma?

You know what I’m talking about dear reader, right? It seems Kanye West will receive the Video Vanguard trophy from MTV Continue reading →

The heroes & equality.

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/aug/24/heroes-french-train-carnage-hope So by now everyone knows about those Americans that stopped a would be mass-murderer on a train last week  Continue reading →

Descartes 2.0

Prologue : I act therefore I exist. Descartes : I think therefore I am. Beyond : I think about how I Continue reading →

If killer whales are endangered what does that make us?

-“A fleeting what?” -“Fitting and Metaphor, from the Greek words phero in the sense of carry and meta meaning  over, Continue reading →

Family Feud : the Korean edition(s)!

So South Korea fired artillery shells at its Northern sibling! http://atimes.com/2015/08/south-korea-fires-tens-of-artillery-rounds-into-north-korea/ Why? Because they saw a possible initial aiming for their soil Continue reading →

Rough thoughts from a rough ride.

At first you climb on nearly all rides out of my place save one. But no, I don’t live in Continue reading →

Recycling ideas … can we even?

OK! so it’s recycling ideas not ideas on how to recycle stuff and the environment that prompted this post is Continue reading →

Storm – take 2.

-“Hurry up please, I have a friends to talk with.” -“On Facebook, you do!” -“Because I’m popular, you wouldn’t understand.” Continue reading →

Raining debris in 天津 ( Tianjin ).

It was still early in the evening yesterday and I left my friend’s Mart place to walk back home in a Continue reading →

Ah … cronyms!

Almost all of us know and use acronyms even those who don’t know the meaning of the word. And if Continue reading →

A word of advice for good parents.

Today was a dull day as I had to clean files and boxes of old papers. By myself, I would Continue reading →

The boats of wars : French Mistrals everywhere but Russia.

That’s right boats of wars, twice plural and not warships because I just returned to blogging news from a short vacation Continue reading →

The perfect storm.

  -“So apparently you reassured your sister last night, during the storm?” -“Yes! You should have seen her, Mom! She Continue reading →

Death of a child : Israel not Jews.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2015/07/31/west-bank-terror-attack-kills-palestinian-child/30928027/ A baby burned alive, if anything spells horror, that may well be it. The innocence embodied subjected to the Continue reading →

Vade retro Satanas!

– “What are entry cries anyway? That’s not even English!” – “That’s not what he said and you had it Continue reading →

MH 370 Réunion debris : 3 questions back to the original mystery.

The “discussion” on MH370 is back on and just as when it so mysteriously went missing, the noise to sound Continue reading →

503 days later : MH370 resurfaces ( literally ).

The news fell earlier stunning the world : a piece of Flight MH 370 was fished out of the Indian Continue reading →

I’m gonna steal …

… a flower! Not a metaphorical one either but you don’t need to hide your daughters nor gardens. If you’re Continue reading →

Guess the composer in less than 3 clues.

He’s not a classic but if you like music at all, you know about him if only for his movie Continue reading →

I heard you scream last night!

The kid sat down at breakfast with a broody look. -“Where’s Mom?” “Still asleep!”, answered Dad without turning from the Continue reading →

Nicki Minaj’s half naked & half baked racist video rant feat. Taylor Swift.

Kanye West must have died and I missed the news! At least , I suppose so ’cause he was replaced Continue reading →

Cosmic Clown the candidate!

OK! Actuality should be clue enough as to who that clown is : Trump, of course! The reader surely followed Continue reading →

Spinning Eisenhower! Pass the MIC!

Yes, that Eisenhower, Dwight D. must be spinning in his grave! He’s the one who, from his glorious past experience as Continue reading →

Finding by numbers : The monument edition.

The game is pretty easy : Read along the clues and when you think you’re ready, click the spoiler ( alert Continue reading →

Murders on a sacred day : Da’esh is not Islam!

Today in Nigeria, two or three suicide bombers took at least 13 lives at an end of Ramadan prayer. Yesterday Continue reading →

They dared say it : Mid-July edition.

This time around dear readers, you’ll get the one-liner first because, huh because I feel like it. Just read anew Continue reading →

Iran nuclear deal reached : deal with it, Congress!

A deal on Iran’s nuclear program has been reached if not signed ( here ) ; what does this mean? Continue reading →

People we don’t understand : Tables and desks edition.

Let’s be honest for a minute, there are people we don’t understand you and I, although nothing says there the Continue reading →

Homage to Omar, a rare actor.

I did not run to the computer yesterday as I learned of Omar Sharif’ passing at 83. Not that I Continue reading →

Mixed allegories!

-“Wow! These would be great with a skate board.” -“But if you noticed, I left mine at home this term.” Continue reading →

An avalanche of rants and snide remarks : news.

http://www.vox.com/2015/7/8/8909333/iran-talks-fail-sanctions Right on the money is this take on a paper by a Rand Corporation top analyst ( one of the Continue reading →

Sadcarstic Syrian update.

Nearly 1,500 days later, what were protests aimed at more democracy have turned into one of those killing sprees rather Continue reading →

Bill Cosby Fall of an idol : time tells of a man’s soul.

It is reported today that Bill Cosby admitted to planning if not enacting giving drugs to women to “have his Continue reading →

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