Funky proverbs and sayings completed. ①

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush …

if you replace bird with another word, isn’t that the definition of a wanker?

A fool and his money are soon parted …

and his wife and his friends and his reputation, etc?

A good husband makes a good wife.

Isn’t that a slogan for same sex marriage?

A little learning is a dangerous thing …

so a lot is a catastrophe? I must be a walking apocalypse!

All cats are grey in the dark …

but since they made glow -in-the-dark sheep, that may not last?
http://definitivelapseofreason.com/2013/05/02/around-the-world-news-in-80-countries/
Check number 77 for video link!

Bad news travels fast …

add stupidity to the subject and find the Internet’s raison d’être?

Barking dogs seldom bite …

except for Cerberus of course?

Beauty is only skin deep …

I am L’Oréal and I approved this saying?

Dying men speak true …

Really? I wonder what essential question aaarrgh cough argh croak answers?

Facts are stubborn things …

still less than humans though?

Fortune favors the bold …

and the bald, the bad and the ruthless from what I gathered.

Health is better than wealth.

Less and less true as medicine progresses.

Knowledge is power …

unless you’re already in power and have a dirty secret?

Money talks …

but it’s got a foul mouth?

Out of sight, out of mind …

are you calling blind folks stupid?

Seeing is believing …

are you calling blind folks heathens?

When  one door shuts, another opens …

there must be a draft?

You can’t tell a book by its cover …

darn incompetent publishers, right?

Zeal without prudence is frenzy …

and veal without salt and thyme ain’t tasty. So?

Keep on smiling, Tay.