Things that go bump in the night!

Drunkards and lamposts;

 

Fools;

 

Furniture feet and human feet;

 

Cell phone memories;

 

Toast glasses;

 

Opponents;

 

Deaf bats;

 

Cheap dope;

 

Bad drivers and blinded cyclists ( which also works with standard drivers and blind cyclists but is much much rarer );

 

Hairdos;

 

Cops and robbers;

 

Bad music;

 

Useless threads;

 

Body parts;

 

And then female tummies.

 

 

Tay.

 

P.S. To any reader that might have been lost by some of the offerings in this Post, may I suggest a research in the many meanings of bump. That rather inconspicuous word ( road bumps, speed bumps, etc ) has more variations than you think!