Afghanistan, Burma, Central African Republic, Democratic Republic of Congo. Egypt where the protests by ex-President Morsi’s Muslim brothers supporters just picked up :
the World is ablaze today as it so often … usually … almost normally is!
So why the weird title to our Friday news roundup? Because guess who surfaced again …
That’s right! Darn Miley Cyrus!
On top of the Google entertainment search list? Again? Can you guess why? Yeah, I know, not too difficult a question : she’s showing her T & A again! I told you in past Posts that she had a sexual identity crisis going on and I maintain that to be central to her case. For instance, this time, she’s showing us her boobs! Again, guess what : she’s got nipples? Yeah, huh … who would have thought?
http://terrysdiary.com/ October 4th and older pics.
Warning : Nudity and quite facultative anyhow.
So even though most folks have probably formed the idea by now that our little attention seeker ( see, I didn’t say … ) is doing that to sell records and I think it’s because she feels insecure about her boyish looks, there might be a more devious scheme at work here! To show you what I mean, I did some research.
The Video Music Awards were held on August 25 2013, right? Even counting with Internet, most folks heard about our twerking sex maniac’s antics on the next day, right? And on August 26 here is what was going on :
http://rt.com/news/line/2013-08-26/
300 workers were poisoned in Saint-Petersburg, Russia; the number of protesters arrested in Egypt after the removal of President Morsi reached 1,800; the Syrian rebels took Khanasir near Aleppo and shells fell on Damascus’ Old City ( 4 days after the chemical attacks ); Afghanistan asked Pakistan for talks over the Talibans; India decided to attempt to feed its tens of millions of dirt poor people and the United Nations was irked by the Snowden revelation that the USA’s NSA had spied on it?
Then, our ex-Disney freak turned up in Germany to twerk with midgets ( I’ll call them little people when they’re not being voluntarily used as Pop props, oki? ) and that came out along her Wrecking Ball video of naked/gayish inspiration on September 9? So here :
http://rt.com/news/line/2013-09-09/
60 dead in Central African Republic; 8 in Iraq; a poll shows 60% of Americans are opposed to strikes on syria; Kim Jung-Un had a baby ( with his wife apparently and not Dennis Rodman as some would have joked ); and Zamboaga, Philippines was shutdown after a rebel MNLF attack?
Or, if you took a day to catch on the Miley vid craze, then : 11 killed in Afghanistan, 4 million internally displaced in Syria, 14 killed in Iraq, one demonstrator in Turkey; the Gulf States want the UN Security Council to bomb Assad and the 4 disgusting rapists of India’s girl are found guilty in New Dehli?
http://rt.com/news/line/2013-09-10/
Do you catch my drift? Miss Cyrus is part of huge conspiracy ( I’d personally blame the GOP’s Tea Party faction 😀 ) to hide the world’s woes and essential news from us? So that today, when I got to learn of her latest stunt, I rushed to my information sources instead. And what did I find?
http://online.wsj.com/article/BT-CO-20131004-706371.html
Vietnamese General Giap died! That may be less surprising if you know he was 102 years old, although it may still be as I was personally convinced he had actually left us already?
Americans might remember him as having led the Tet Offensive that pretty much lost the war for the US because of its effects on public opinion although not that successful on the ground. He actually did not favor that but was the original planner of the numerous paths and tunnels that crisscrossed the jungle down to Hanoi and made the rebellion so efficient. He also was the winner of Dien Bien Phu, the brutal trap and siege battle that lost the Indochine war for the French and marked the first success of an underdog to a major power that would repeat itself over America.
Still, a formidable man and opponent, RIP!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-24402976
The protests in Egypt had somewhat subdued since Miley cavorted on her demolition tool but they just picked up as protesters left the Mosques on Holy Friday ( the Muslim equivalent of Christian Sunday ) and marched towards Tahrir square ( and elsewhere in the land ) only to be met by a staunch security set-up.
http://www.valuewalk.com/2013/10/libya-in-financial-crisis/
An ex-rebel in Libya has made himself the new oil lord. As part of the mess that followed the intervention in 2011, the militia led by Ibrahim al-Jathran has control of Eastern Libya and about half of the country’s oil. Whether he will use that to grab power or simply get paid remains to be seen?
On top of which Russia closed its embassy that was attacked yesterday by a Russian ex-powerlifter and ex-Ghaddafi groupie? When things go bad …
http://rt.com/news/libya-embassy-gaddafi-girl-727/
Speaking of Russia, ( about which you might have noticed that I used their news service up there since if Miley is a Tea Party conspiracy, we need a source out of their reach 😉 ), they found it proper to charge the remainder of the 30 Greenpeace activists that protested their Arctic oil drilling. Sentences could reach up to 15 years and when you know how Putin and his gang treat the political opposition, rock bands, dead lawyers and homosexuals, it is not a good sign for ecology?
http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2013/oct/03/greenpeace-activists-charged-piracy-russia
Turning to politics, 3 out of 3 news are good which you will have to admit is more than rare and likely the best reason for today’s Cyrus attempt.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/10/04/us-italy-berlusconi-idUSBRE9930ER20131004
At long last, Silvio Berlusconi will likely leave his poor Italy’s politics alone. Not by choice of course but for being thrown out of the game. Part of it comes from having been found guilty in a massive fraud case which should carry an ineligibility period. The interesting part is that not being elected will then allow the Italian justice to finally seek out convictions in other small matters that he is accused of such as, say, the hiring of minor prostitutes for his renowned sex parties? Of course, a full Senate vote has yet to confirm that decision.
http://www.bustle.com/articles/6282-syrian-president-assad-isnt-sure-about-running-for-reelection
Bachar is thinking of not running for Syria’s Presidential office next time? Really? He says it depends on whether the people want him to or not? Really? Even though his country is under a one party rule that guarantees African potentate type results ( i.e. 95+% )? Nah, I know why! Because there simply won’t be any way to hold the next elections … nor anything to preside over?
But the best news I found relates to the American plight of the government shutdown and by the way relates to the other two? Yes, as if Silvio had to fear a clear result from a vote in the House instead of the Senate, he’d stay eligible forever? 😉 Just as when Bachar’s Information Minister lists in the above piece : “ …the opposition, the Americans, the traitors …” which many folks would readily bunch up in the US as relates to the aforementioned House and the shutdown? 😉 And last when one thinks of Berlusconi’s sexcapades?
For as Miley getting naked was a Fox News piece:
it actually drew attention away from this :
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2013/10/03/republicans-have-already-won-so-why-wont-compromise/
Fox is scolding the Republicans for being too harsh in their fight against Obama??? WOW!
YES! I finally got it! For the first time that Fox News, which I have often laughed at and derided, earned its “Fair and balanced” motto in my honest opinion by actually publishing a piece critical of the way the Right wing ( Republicans ) is doing its job and asking them to do the right thing…
they had to cover it up with Miley’s nakedness?
That confirms it! Miley Cyrus uncovers herself as a cover-up? The words themselves agree with me! It is no simple pun but a simple plan : when things are about to come out that could interest the public opinion in the USA and hurt the Tea Party, Miss Cyrus sheds her clothes and gyrates to draw the attention away from it? She’s not drawing the attention to herself out of feeling unloved or not sure of her looks? She’s not even doing it for the money or fame as anyway by now, a good old fashioned porn film would coherently solve all these needs? Nope! It’s a conspiracy, I’m telling you!
I’ll go further! Now that I’ve gotten the gist of the plot, I am ready to bet that with a little work, I can work out a formula : the more skin ex-Hann-aaah-ahhh-oh-yeah is showing on a given scandalous day, the more there is hidden away in the Tea Party’s skeletons’ closet for me to discover? The more the complex riddled tomboy has to show, the more the simple-minded gang is hiding?
That is so gonna simplify this blogger’s life! A- get up and turn the computer on; B- check if there are new shots of Miley on the Net; C- dig into Tea Party shallow or deep according to skin exposure by the previous and D- voilà, dirty political news of the day for my American public?
Aahhh! This is going to be a cinch from now on. Watch out Tea Party, I got you covered and thank you, miss Cyrus for revealing … the truth?
Tay.
P.S. Thanks are also due to Nugget, Macy and mostly Kim whose timely arrival as a follower of this blog this morning spurred me on the way to this amazing discovery. If you do not yet know who Kim is, you can find links to her even more famous blog in these past Posts on the sad subject that is Miley’s identity search :
http://definitivelapseofreason.com/2013/09/01/sorry-what-syria-news-and-cyrus-miley/
Hint : The link is in the second one! 😎
Poor Miley is also mentioned below and one of the pretexts but I do not recommend reading that Post as it is way too complicated and would end up giving you a headache.
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This is a topic which is close to my heart…
Many thanks! Where are your contact details though?
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