Russian-style Infomercial.

Have you got yourself a disgruntled French actor past its prime?
You should.

Penny-pinching French actors give a je ne sais quoi to any country.
Highly decorative as long as you do not let them talk politics they
can be used as ornaments beside the plaster fishing nigger or the
brightly colored gnome. They can be used on all governments and
leave a fresh democratic scent, hiding the human rights blemishes.

Our washed-up French actors come in both sexes and in XXX-large
format or the ever popular wrinkled-blonde angry ecologist model.
Very practical as long as they are allowed to travel regularly abroad
( thus sparing you their incessant complaining most of the time ),
they are also dirt cheap. You can get one for a measly passport AND
because we don’t have all day, if you call within the next 30 minutes,
you get a second one at half-price but you have to call now because
this offer only last while socialists are in power in France, so hurry!

Disclaimer : It is recommended to keep your French actors boozed up
on red wine but vodka works fine too. The warrantee on our past their
prime French actors expires the moment you’re getting tired of them!

If you mention this ad to our telephone operator, you get an additional
free bonus joke of the day : Do you know why Vladimir Putin is going
all-out on actors? Because chess champions and punk-rock bands do
not trust him all that much anymore … 😎

 

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Dasvedanyia Gérard & Brigitte and Spassiba Russia, Tay.