Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the report.
In international events : something is afoot in Africa.
On the home front : a helo crashed yesterday in London two dead people :
the heroic super-duper, shown here on the pic ”pilot and another person on the ground.”
I find that uncouth tendency to forget the “minor” cadavers appalling, lad!
For all we know, Adolf Einstein* had a great career in front of him?
Poor bloke!
Religion, extremists are progressing : after last week’s row on the document on gay
marriages, it now seems that the Church of England has rejected women “bishops”.
I heard in the grapevine that France was pondering Air Strikes … 
No!NO! Just kiddin’ 
Cheers mates, Colky in particular, Tay.
* Or whatever his name was since the report didn’t tell and as I just poured myself a pint, chances are I won’t search for it any time soon.
LOL’ of course, you gang at BRS would like that
Why thank you Becca my-or not-lady!
Lol! Thanks for the shout Tay buddy. Sorry for the late reply, got caught away in the snow this weekend! Drinks are on me if you’re ever in this neck of the woods!
Thinking about it – you don’t need airstrikes only a few inches of snow and Britain is brought to a standstill!!
Perhaps a version of that rumoured US weather weapon tech!!! 
Well, GB is on my list of places to bike before death so I may very well take you up on that Colky!
Am right in biker country too! Could even be tempted to take you to bulldog bash but its a long time since i’ve been!
http://www.thisiswhy.ip3.co.uk/thisiswhy/index.html compulsory reading for MTBikers!